segunda-feira, fevereiro 26, 2007

Snatch

Este fim de semana estive a rever este filme


E devo dizer que voltei a rir muito com as cenas,as personagens,a história deste filme!!!
O filme todo ele em sim tem cenas divertidas e muito fixes,das quais destaco estas duas:

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
Para ver esta cena clica aqui!!
(Vinnie Jones está lá...LOL reparem na calma dele e no discurso que ele emprega)

Mickey: I'll bet you for it.
Tommy: You'll what?
Pikeys: HE'LL BET YOU FOR IT!
Turkish: What, like Tommy did last time? Do me a favour?
Mickey: I'll do you a favour. You have first bet. If I win, I get a caravan... and the boys get a pair of them shoes.
[the Pikeys laugh at Turkish and Tommy, who are wearing plastic bags around their shoes]
Mickey: If I lose... Oh fuck it, I'll do the fight for free.
Turkish: [narrating] Now the last thing I really wanna do is bet a pikey.
(Se o Vinnie Jones está lá,que dizer do Brad Pitt?Um cigano á maneira e muito divertido,nesta cena ele diz que vai lutar mas em troca quer...uma caravana e um par de sapatos para os rapazes da familia!!!LOLOLOL)

A quem ainda não viu o filme,aconselho vivamente,irão de certo encontrar mais cenas hilariantes como estas!!

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